The Church of England are in hot water after revealing a new prayer which includes thanksgiving for “the working cows, the dry cows and for the bulls and calves”.
An environmental spokesperson has been quoted as saying:
Has the CofE not even considered that cow flatulence is a major cause of global warming? Although the science on this is somewhat uncertain, we feel the CofE should have heeded our wild speculations on cow fart contribution to greenhouse gas emissions. This prayer of blessing is a prayer for the end of the world.
A Secular organisation has also lambasted the prayers, accusing the CofE of assuming these cows are Christian and imposing their beliefs, blessings, and prayers, on the cows, effectively equates to cattle abuse.
A member of the cow fraternity had this to say:
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