Unfounded malicious rumours relating to the #occupylsx protest

It’s not often I find myself in the position whereby I’m forced to ‘call’ another blogger out publicly, but I’m sure you’ll agree, in this instance, my hand has been forced.

Archdruid Eileen is propagating the spurious myth that’s doing the rounds currently, relating to the allegation that a genuine protester has been discovered at the ‘Occupy the Cathedral’ protest.

Here’s what she says:

Apparently among the tent sales people, flash-mob choristers, unemployed canons, plain-clothes police and undercover reporters, they’ve found a genuine protester. Everyone’s livid.

After strenuous, time consuming and costly investigative operations on my part, I can confirm (exclusively) that this is not the case.

The ‘protestor’ is in fact a method actor, deep undercover and preparing for his role in the upcoming movie: The Good, the Bad and the Occupier.

I will say that this is only a working film title and other proposed titles are:

Nightmare on St. Paul’s Street

Alice in Occupyland

Occupier on a hot tin roof

Close encounters of the occupier kind

Clueless

Da Occupier Code

Dazed and Confused

The Day the Occupier Stood Still

Despicable Occupier

Diary of an Occupier Kid

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Dumb and Occupier

Gangs of St Paul’s

The Hunchback of St Paul’s

The Neverending Story

Nightmare Before Christmas

One who flew over the Occupiers nest

Yeah, you’re right; I really need to stop.

Anyway, I hope that I’ve put this malicious and damaging rumour to bed once and for all.

And if you’ve heard of any other proposed film titles, do let me know.

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12 Responses to “Unfounded malicious rumours relating to the #occupylsx protest”

  1. Frederick.Oakeley Says:

    Surely, in the spirit of traditionalism triumphant,
    Ab insurrectione extra cathedra, Ecclesia Anglicana Delenda Est

  2. Goy Says:

    Tabernacle Redux.

    The tents are more significant in christianity than the Cathedral, allegedly both Paul and Peter used living in tents, temporary physical structures, as an analogy for the transient physical lives of humans.

    Ever get the feeling someone’s trying to tell you something?

  3. webmaster Says:

    Heh, I like that Goy. Do you support them?

    @Frederick.Oakeley – Strong stuff……I think……

  4. Goy Says:

    Support the analogy of the tents, the protesters are grandstanding if the real barricades go up they will most probably be on the opposite side from where I will be standing. :)

  5. Archdruid Eileen Says:

    John 1:14. The Word became flesh and pitched his tent among us.

  6. Tim Says:

    @ Frederick.Oakeley

    Si Orationum Dominicarum decies centena milia recitabo, Salutationumque Beatae Mariae bis vel ter ducena milia, eritne satis?

  7. Caral Says:

    Neque profero alia quam ipsissima verba optimi omnium oratorum cum adsevero te venustas laetus nuntio Stat crux dum volvitur orbis!

  8. Tim Says:

    Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

  9. Anthony S. Layne Says:

    Boy, and I thought it was bad when my Latin-American coworkers started speaking in Spanglish ….

  10. Frederick.Oakeley Says:

    Golly, I didn’t know what I was starting!

  11. Archdruid Eileen Says:

    The people called Romanes, they go the house?

  12. Anthony S. Layne Says:

    @Archdruid Eileen: LOL! Good catch!

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