Rapture 21st May 2011: Some much needed advice for lucky winners

As students of rapture science – raptureology – will know, Harold Camping has prophesied the rapture for this Saturday – 21st May – at 6pm local time.

Thankfully authentic Christians are beginning to offer advice, among them Vic the Vicar, who has taken the time to put together a preliminary list of ten things to do for those who are expecting to be taken up on Saturday.

Item 9 on this list is of primary importance, but do read them all.

9. Make sure you have clean underwear ready for Saturday. It would be awful for those left to have as their last memory of you being underwear you’d be embarrassed by (you might even pop out to ASDA or Tesco now and buy a new pair so you’re really confident that you’re leaving behind something to be proud of!).

Sally has found an information video for us which contains sage advice such as not embarking on a pre-rapture killing spree:

I’m sure more valuable advice will be forthcoming as we approach Saturday, in the meantime, if you’ve anything to offer, then please do so.

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