You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he’s a catholic converter.

David over at Anglican Samizdat alerts us to a MailOnline article purporting the fifty funniest jokes of all time – David’s joke was rather funny as well.

Here’s a couple I liked:

38. A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster.

26. I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

15. ‘There’s two fish in a tank, and one says to the other “How do you drive this thing?”

.…read them all

I must confess number one had me chuckling.

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One Response to “You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he’s a catholic converter.”

  1. Mark Stevens Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love the catholic one.

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